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I'll tell you the mission later.

(It's to smoke pot)

I really shouldn't be telling you the mission. That means "mission failure." I really figured out the mission about half-way through. It's a pretty nice mission. I just don't want to go into it, yet.

(It's because it needs to be legalized)

I don't have a job. I don't have a clean room. I don't have any rl friends and I definitely never have any rl sex. I'm cool with that. Well, I'm not really. But it's for the mission.

(I'm actually all about the mission)

The mission only works if your dad doesn't tell you you're on a mission. And really, I'm sorry boys and girls, your dad isn't going to tell you. No matter what. The part I play in the mission is to be a tribute to all the men and women who got me where I am today.

(That is really the mission)

Here's the thing. Certain people have influence my life in a way that I can't find respect for. And I never get promoted for mission success. I'm not really mission-oriented, as a matter of fact.

So, I've decided to tell you what I find myself inevitably working toward.

The mission is codenamed "Ticket To Ride." Anything means whatever it want it to mean, for you. Delusion isn't a word and nothing is real. You'll make it pretty far even if you suck. Then, when the time comes, you get to propose to someone. It's kinda nice. Just like my duplex is kinda nice.

(It's not really the mission)

When you find yourself buying a house, think of the mission, and know that your daddy's gonna take it to his grave. There's not much you can do except make children and express your woe by defaulting on your property.