Featured question

Long ago, before his illustrious writing career, Caesar Naples enjoyed answering Featured Questions on Xanga. Here's one of note. It's scrambled for unknown reasons. We have tried to preserve the formatting.

Our interpretation is that he was comparing Earth to a zoo, and he suggests two things. One, then-presidential-nominee was a computer simulation, and two, aliens would win the election. 

We think the scrambling is indicative of Naples' interest in code and censorship, and perhaps he was too self-aware of his post to share the message clearly.